Breakfast Urine

Breakfast Urine. (Social media post screenshot.)

Breakfast Urine is a food-like product designed, marketed, and serviced by Transdimensional Victuals, a division of Extract of Radium.

Relationship with autonomous gibbets

According to a 2020 field study by APTO forensic quantum biochemicists, Breakfast Urine is a waste product excreted by autonomous gibbet, possibly an beneficial mutation which emerged during the 1300s in Europe as a response to plague.

Discovery

Evidence of the existence of Breakfast urin was first detected by artist, songwriter, and Extract of Radium habitué Karl Jones.

Fiction cross-reference

• Autonomous gibbet
• Crimes against mathematical constants
• Food-grade tofu - self-deprecatory term of art promoted by the Plant Protein Construction Council (PPCC) - compare Not Milk? campaign
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles