Diary (June 15, 2020)

Online diary of Karl Jones for Monday June 15, 2020.

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Diary

Eyeballs will roll

"The bad guys never take a vacation, do they, 'Daddy'?"

Bah. What do I pay you people for?

Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !

Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron!

Bonus prize! "Cannibal's Cauldron" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.

• Comment @ Facebook

*Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?

To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Karl Jones (nonfiction)