Soil-to-Can Meals
Soil-to-Can Meals is a line of packaged food products from Human Feedstock, sold as part of the Easy Trough brand from Grand Chef Tarkin.
In the News
Turkey Clear is a brand of translucent turkey meat.
Cranberry Madness is a 2023 American exploitation film about cranberry jelly, revolving around the melodramatic events that ensue when high school students are lured by pushers to try jelly slices – upon trying it, they become addicted, eventually leading them to become involved in various crimes such as a hit and run accident, manslaughter, murder, conspiracy to murder and attempted rape. While all this is happening, they suffer hallucinations, descend into insanity, associate with organized crime and (in one character's case) grow their own cranberries.
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"Air and Strawberries" is a song by [REDACTED].
One does not simply "commit gluttony" with Soil-to-Can products.
Miracle Whip is a 1981 action-cooking film about an archaeologist (Indiana Jones) seeking a legendary jar of miraculous mayonnaise.
Fiction cross-reference
- Air and Strawberries
- Alderaan Croutons - has cross-marketed several products with Human Feedstock, where the galactic strategic interests of Human Feedstock and Grand Chef Tarkin temporarily align
- Always Between Meals
- Cranberry Madness
- Crimes against chemical constants
- Easy Trough
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Grand Chef Tarkin
- Human Feedstock
- Miracle Whip
- One does not simply commit gluttony
- Turkey Clear
- Wanton Dell
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Whole Christmas dinner in a can?! @ YouTube
- Hamburger Helper @ Wikipedia