Condiment packet gun

Earliest known poster for Condiment packet gun.

A condiment packet gun is a toy novelty gun which shoots the contents of condiment packets.

Flavors

Popular flavors include Soy, Hot Mustard, and Duck Sauce (the "Asian Trifecta of condiment ammunition").

Commentary

Context: "Do you have any packets of soy sauce?"

Yes.

Also, I am inventing a spring-loaded toy wooden pistol to shoot the contents.

In the News

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  Warrior Ketchup.

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  The Seventh Mayo is a 1957 film by Ingmar Bergman about disillusioned Swedish chef Antonius Block (Max von Sydow), who vows to evade Death long enough to manufacture and distribute the world's best mayonnaise.

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  The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise is a 1988 American documentary film, an interpretation of the 1984 novel of the same name by [REDACTED].

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  Who's your big tool?

Fiction cross-reference

• [[Condiments Festival]
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• The Seventh Mayo
• The Unbearable Lightness of Light Mayonnaise
• Warrior Ketchup
• Who's your big tool?

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)

Categories

• Category:Condiments (nonfiction)

External links

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (19 October 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (19 October 2022)