This Time with Alan Sawflies
This Time with Alan Sawflies is a British horror comedy news program.
Zoomies
The sawflies in This Time with Alan Sawflies are surgically implanted, then stimulated into zoomies using a television-based pheromone delivery system.
In the News
![A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. "[Something something] Jeff Goldblum."](/w/images/thumb/f/f3/Gruesomely_transforming_into_Jeff_Goldblum.jpg/120px-Gruesomely_transforming_into_Jeff_Goldblum.jpg)
A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. "[Something something] Jeff Goldblum."
The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters is a psychographic etching by the Spanish painter, printmaker, and alleged time-traveler Francisco Goya.
Malk of Amnesia is a transdimensional drug derived from quantum neurotransmitters extracted from the brain of John Malkovich which filters incoming words.
"If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you." —Friedrich Nietzsche
"Petulant Irish Cascade" is an anagram of "Saccharine Platitudes".
Fiction cross-reference
- A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber
- If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Malk of Amnesia
- The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters
- Petulant Irish Cascade
- Useful Misunderstandings
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (5 August 2021)