This Time with Alan Sawflies

Earliest known promotional material for This Time with Alan Sawflies.

"This Time with Alan Sawflies" is a horror comedy news network.

Zoomies

The sawflies in This Time with Alan Sawflies are surgically implanted, then stimulated into zoomies using a television-based pheromone delivery system.

In the News

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  A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber. "[Something something] Jeff Goldblum."

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  The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters is a psychographic etching by the Spanish painter, printmaker, and alleged time-traveler Francisco Goya.

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  Malk of Amnesia is a transdimensional drug derived from quantum neurotransmitters extracted from the brain of John Malkovich which filters incoming words.

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  "If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you." —Friedrich Nietzsche

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  "Petulant Irish Cascade" is an anagram of "Saccharine Platitudes".

Fiction cross-reference

• A priest, a minister, and a fly enter a teleportation chamber
• If you sniff long into laundry, the laundry also sniffs you
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Malk of Amnesia
• The Sleep of Reason Produces Memesters
• Petulant Irish Cascade
• Useful Misunderstandings

External links

• Post @ Twitter (5 August 2021)