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- 05:55, 20 November 2024 Cocaine snorted per capita (hist | edit) [1,099 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Measured simply in terms of Cocaine-Snorted-Per-Capita (CSPC), 1980's America set a standard that will strike fear and astonishment into the hearts of alien archaeologists who sift through our remains during the final days of earth. == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * Category:Films == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) === C...")
- 05:35, 20 November 2024 Die Actually (hist | edit) [1,927 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Die Actually'''''. is '''''Die Actually''''' is == Weather == Good … from Ely, Minnesota<br> …, 2024<br> … .m.<br> …<br> Skies …<br> == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) === Categories === == External li...")
- 10:47, 19 November 2024 What matters to good Hellenists (hist | edit) [458 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""Many of our men have low self-esteem because of their penis size. They are afraid to ask girls out because they are embarrassed."<br> @The_Hellenist Irrelevant. What matters to good Hellenists is pederasty. That's not about the penis. It's about youth. * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pederasty_in_ancient_Greece ] @ Wikipedia * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1858929605006012769 Post] @ Twitter (19 November 2024)")
- 07:23, 19 November 2024 Blinky Finders (hist | edit) [20 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Blinky Finders'''")
- 07:22, 19 November 2024 Bots Ahoy (hist | edit) [24 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Redirected page to Bots Ahoy!) Tag: New redirect
- 07:21, 19 November 2024 Bots Ahoy! (hist | edit) [16 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Bots Ahoy!'''")
- 07:03, 19 November 2024 Lutefisk (hist | edit) [763 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Sure, lutefisk *looks* like tripe. But does tripe taste faintly of soap? No? Lutefisk does. From the lye. You can never get all the lye out, no matter how many times you rinse the fish. https://transplantedbaker.typepad.com/the_transplanted_baker/2010/12/the-lutefisk-misconception.html * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1858646267422998858 Post] @ Twitter (18 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) Category:Food (nonfiction) Category:Lutefisk...")
- 16:17, 18 November 2024 Political power as a substitute for cultural power (hist | edit) [367 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""I’ve said it before, will doubtless say it again: These folks are going to be permanently resentful because they’re seeking political power as a substitute for cultural power, and it’s never going to give them what they actually want." —Julian Sanchez * [https://bsky.app/profile/normative.bsky.social/post/3laxlgp35sc2o Post] @ Bluesky (14 November 2024)")
- 09:47, 15 November 2024 Zunkle Monkey (hist | edit) [19 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Zunkle Monkey'''")
- 09:08, 15 November 2024 Fighting the counter-culture (hist | edit) [1,011 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I remember hearing a speech by Dan Quayle in the early nineties, when he was VP under George H. W. Bush. Keep in mind that Dan and wife Marilyn were (presumably still are, I don't know) fundamentalist Christians of the Rapture kind — they are going to Heaven, all others will suffer Hell on Earth. Literally. Literally. In this speech, Quayle was making angry statement about the persistent immortality of "The Sixties" (his very words), and declaring angrily that the Bu...")
- 08:41, 15 November 2024 Abortion must be accommodated (hist | edit) [426 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Abortion must be *accomodated*. It is *not possible* to ban abortion. Girls "in trouble" have used coat hangers for generations. Find a middle ground. Please. There is no other way. Sincerely,<br> A Leftist * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1857448348011069547 Post] @ Twitter (15 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) {{Template:Categories: Essays by Karl Jones}} Category:Abortion (nonfiction)")
- 18:59, 14 November 2024 Pat Metheny should be grateful that he is named Metheny, and not Gorelick (hist | edit) [485 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Pat Metheny should be grateful that he is named Metheny, and not Gorelick. Think about it. Gorelick. Gore Lick. It sits poorly on the palate, as if my tongue were reluctant to lick gore. * [https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y76QZhWjhIk Blood licking vampire bats] @ YouTube * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1857241572019929326 Post] @ Twitter (14 November 2024) {{Template:Categories: Essays by Karl Jones}} Category:Blood (nonfiction) Category:Kenny G (non...")
- 16:38, 14 November 2024 When the price of tomatoes doubles every week until only the rich have them (hist | edit) [909 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Context: Farming in America. You gonna pick those crops? Because it's my understanding that poor brown-skinned people pick all the produce you eat, and those people are scheduled for mass deportation. Don't cry to me when the price of tomatoes doubles every week until only the rich have them. == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cro...")
- 16:00, 14 November 2024 Why have a union at all? (hist | edit) [763 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Context: "Why have a union at all?" To dissuade nuclear-armed nations such as North Dakota and South Dakota from launching a missile strike on, say, Minneapolis-Saint Paul*. (*Because the Twin Cities are, or were, the Liberal Gems in the American crown.) == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (n...")
- 12:05, 14 November 2024 Assassination of John F. Kennedy (hist | edit) [3,249 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "November 22, 1963: The assassination of President John F. Kennedy. == In the News == <gallery> File:John Dies at Parkland.jpg|link=John Dies at Parkland|'''''John Dies at Parkland''''' a 2013 American historical drama horror film directed by Don Coscarelli and Peter Landesman, starring James Badge Dale, Zac Efron, Chase Williamson, Rob Mayes and Paul Giamatti. It recounts the supernatural events that occurred following the 1963 assassination of John F. Kennedy. Fi...")
- 15:08, 13 November 2024 Matt Gaetz (nonfiction) (hist | edit) [864 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with " “And there’s a reason why no one in the Congress came and defended him: Because we had all seen the videos he was showing on the House floor, that all of us had walked away, of the girls that he had slept with. He would brag about how he would crush E.D. medicine and chase it with an energy drink so he could go all night." —Sen. Markwayne Mullin * [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/matt-gaetz-bragged-erectile-dysfunction-meds-gop-1234840914/...")
- 05:20, 13 November 2024 What do you know about "all these kids" (hist | edit) [357 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""Why are all these kids having sex? No relationships, just physical and then throw away the baby like it is garbage." @snowball1926 I hope this is satire, because this is some very sick shit indeed. "All these kids?" What do you know about "all these kids"? Only your fears. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1856673134197219733 Post] @ Twitter")
- 09:04, 12 November 2024 Witnessed My Dim Tragedian Banshee Defy Rosy Tombstones (hist | edit) [1,152 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""'''Witnessed My Dim Tragedian Banshee Defy Rosy Tombstones '''" is an anagram of "'''I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness'''".")
- 07:43, 12 November 2024 Nitwit Run, Game Won (hist | edit) [796 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""'''Nitwit Run, Game Won'''" is an #anagram of "'''Two-Minute Warning'''"")
- 06:57, 12 November 2024 Second Circumcision (hist | edit) [364 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I shall take Level IV biohazard precautions. With luck I'll come back sane. But if I should start ranting about having my foreskin surgically re-attached so I can get a Second Circumcision, send help. * ''Milah Doctor'' * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1856334845716099187 Post] @ Twitter (12 November 2024) Category:Circumcision (nonfiction)")
- 06:48, 12 November 2024 Dumbest possible reason (hist | edit) [438 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""Dumbest possible reason": New York Post reveals profound ignorance of hyperbole. Step back, New York Post. I've got this. Shown here: Satan betting the Butter Industry that he can think of a dumber possible reason for recalling butter. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1856326010075029774 Post] @ Twitter (12 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) {{Template:Categories: Butter}} Category:Satan (nonfiction)")
- 06:39, 12 November 2024 Fuel oil in basement (hist | edit) [558 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "I heard a sad story the other day involving fuel oil (widely used for heating here in northern MN). Fuel delivery company mistakenly delivered 150 gals. fuel oil to residence. House no longer has a fuel oil tank (remove last year). Fuel oil in basement. House uninhabitable. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1856330580637392905 Post] @ Twitter (12 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) {{Template:Categories: Essays by Karl Jones}} Category:Petrol...")
- 06:31, 12 November 2024 Dawn (12 November 2024) (hist | edit) [1,823 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "23°F (-5°C), Wind S at 5 mph (8 km/h), 100% Humidity")
- 15:18, 11 November 2024 Self portrait (11 November 2024) (hist | edit) [1,839 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "36°F (2°C), Wind NE at 3 mph (5 km/h), 56% Humidity")
- 10:31, 11 November 2024 You know what's wrong (hist | edit) [1,068 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "You know what's wrong with America? No one says "recrudescence" like they really mean it. Not since Jefferson, anyway. Item: * [https://www.belfastlive.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/donald-trumps-return-could-see-30314210 Donald Trump's recrudescence could see Northern Ireland relegated on US agenda] @ Belfast Live Hashtag: #YouKnowWhatsWrong == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles ===...")
- 09:17, 11 November 2024 Ferrous Bugler's Day Off (hist | edit) [269 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''''Ferrous Bugler's Day Off''''' * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1856007774015991848 Post] @ Twitter (11 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) Category:Films {{Template:Categories: Bugles}} {{Template:Categories: Ferris Bueller's Day Off}}")
- 08:59, 11 November 2024 If young men wish to stop masturbating (hist | edit) [531 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "If young men wish to stop masturbating, or at least keep masturbation on a short leash, they should join the Proud Boys, where they can express their natural sexual urges as violent male bonding. * [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/proud-boys-trial-rule-book-masturbation-ban-1234666317/ Post] @ Twitter (11 November 2024) {{Template:Categories: Essays by Karl Jones}} Category:Masturbation (nonfiction) Category:Proud Boys (nonfiction) Catego...")
- 08:01, 10 November 2024 Dream Freeness (hist | edit) [1,713 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Dream Freeness'''. is an anagram of "'''Reefer Madness'''". '''Dream Freeness''' is an anagram of "'''Reefer Madness'''". == Weather == Good … from Ely, Minnesota<br> …, 2024<br> … .m.<br> …<br> Skies …<br> == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference ==...")
- 06:10, 10 November 2024 Morning (10 November 2024) (hist | edit) [52 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "41°F (5°C), Wind W at 0 mph (0 km/h), 97% Humidity")
- 05:18, 10 November 2024 Garland betrayed a nation (hist | edit) [525 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Garland betrayed a nation. The question in my mind: is Merrick Garland an active supporter of January 6, or does he fear for his life? The Trump Faction sent an enraged mob laced with Oath Keeper squads to attack the U.S. Capitol. What violence will they *not* commit? * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855580075464286669 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2024) Category:Fiction (nonfiction) Category:Merrick Garland (nonfiction) Category:Jan 6 (nonfiction...")
- 18:33, 9 November 2024 Ha! Verify Fact! (hist | edit) [184 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with ""Ha! Verify Fact!" is an #anagram of "Heavy Traffic" * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855423025220407673 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2024) Category:Anagram Authority")
- 17:44, 9 November 2024 BRICS (film) (hist | edit) [1,849 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''BRICS (film)'''''. is '''''BRICS (film)''''' is == Weather == Good … from Ely, Minnesota<br> …, 2024<br> … .m.<br> …<br> Skies …<br> == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) === Categories === * :Category:F...")
- 16:40, 9 November 2024 Food is the most addictive euphoric drug on earth (hist | edit) [202 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Food is the most addictive euphoric drug on earth. It feels so good. Without it, we're all going to die. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855394719724957735 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2024)")
- 15:52, 9 November 2024 Ent Slayer (hist | edit) [141 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Ent Slayer''' is a brand of heavy-duty axe. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855379114892382488 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2024)")
- 15:33, 9 November 2024 To not be expendable (hist | edit) [578 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Context: "America is the battered woman that just remarried, her first abusive husband." [Why does she do it?] In the beginning she got with Trump to get American citizenship, to advance her career as an FSB honeypot, or both. Now she is a minor player in a world of very dangerous people. I imagine that she wakes up every day determined to be necessary in some way— to not be expendable. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855377602887700632 Post] @ Twitter (9...")
- 14:33, 9 November 2024 The upside-down flag (hist | edit) [463 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Context: "Is this point where we turn our flag upside down?" Let us preserve the most important meaning of the upside-down flag: As a distress signal in times immediate mortal danger, such as a sinking ship. Extending the idea to an entire nation implies hope of rescue by other nations. That doesn't make sense to me. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1855362239148036544 Post] @ Twitter (9 November 2024) {{Template:Categories: Essays by Karl Jones}}")
- 07:29, 9 November 2024 Actual assassination may differ from gauzy accounts by former Kennedy White House alums (hist | edit) [697 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Actual assassination may differ from gauzy accounts by former Kennedy White House alums''' == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> === The Opposite Season === <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Ely, Minnesota (nonfiction) * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) * Photographs by Karl Jones (nonfiction) === Categories ===...")
- 06:56, 9 November 2024 Brokeback Mutton (hist | edit) [272 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''''Brokeback Mutton''''' Category:Fiction (nonfiction) Category:Films Category:Food {{Template:Categories: Brokeback Mountain}} {{Template:Categories: Sheep}} Category:Meat (nonfiction) Category:Food (nonfiction) Category:To do (nonfiction)")
- 06:43, 9 November 2024 Paul Osborn (nonfiction) (hist | edit) [7,369 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Paul Osborn''' (September 4, 1901 – May 12, 1988) was an American playwright and screenwriter. Osborn's original plays are ''The Vinegar Tree'', ''Oliver Oliver'', and ''Morning's at Seven'' and among his several successful adaptations, ''On Borrowed Time'' has proved particularly popular. He wrote the screenplays for ''East of Eden'' (1955) and ''South Pacific'' (1958), among other films. == Career == Born in Evansville, Indiana, he grew up in Michigan where his...")
- 06:38, 8 November 2024 Home (8 November 2024) (hist | edit) [1,716 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "33°F (1°C), Wind S at 1 mph (2 km/h), 74% Humidity") originally created as "Morning (8 November 2024)"
- 06:23, 8 November 2024 Legends of the Fall Guy (hist | edit) [1,858 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Legends of the Fall Guy'''''. is '''''Legends of the Fall Guy''''' is == Weather == Good … from Ely, Minnesota<br> …, 2024<br> … .m.<br> …<br> Skies …<br> == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)...")
- 05:39, 8 November 2024 Fresh headcrabs are edible (hist | edit) [274 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Fresh headcrabs are edible. Remove poison glands, rinse well, cook in high-pressure autoclave for nine minutes. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1854866012568535206 Post] @ Twitter (8 November 2024) Category:Half-Life (nonfiction) Category: (nonfiction)")
- 05:22, 8 November 2024 Massive multiplayer online cellular automata (hist | edit) [6,671 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''Massive multiplayer online cellular automata''' ('''MMOCA'''). In this thread I'll ramble on about various ideas in game design which might inspire novel ideas for MMOCA, or at least provide a modicum of entertainment. * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1849868646283440530 Post] @ Twitter (25 October 2024) == Doom II == I first played Doom II around 1996. I had always enjoyed video games, and other kinds of arcade games before the advent of Pong and its he...")
- 05:02, 8 November 2024 Gnomon Carceral (hist | edit) [881 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "If I were a supervillain, this is definitely where I would be locked up after Superman foils my nefarious plan. == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) === Categories === == External links == * [] @ Wikipedia * [] @ YouTube {{Template:Ext links: }} === Social media === * [http...")
- 15:59, 7 November 2024 It's Just the Sky (hist | edit) [78 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''It's Just the Sky''' See "'''It's not startling, it's just the sky'''"")
- 15:58, 7 November 2024 It's not startling, it's just the sky (hist | edit) [78 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''It's not startling, it's just the sky'''")
- 15:13, 7 November 2024 Where is Jonathan Swift when you need him? (hist | edit) [261 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Where is Jonathan Swift when you need him? I mean — why pay to deport trespassing stateless persons when you can turn a nice profit from their eyes, kidneys, etc.? * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1854647806465626359 Post] @ Twitter (7 November 2024)")
- 15:13, 7 November 2024 Where is Jonathan Swift when you need him (hist | edit) [56 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Redirected page to Where is Jonathan Swift when you need him?) Tag: New redirect
- 14:49, 7 November 2024 I'm Not Lizzie Borden: Women, Hatchets, and the Westward Expansion (hist | edit) [172 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "'''''I'm Not Lizzie Borden: Women, Hatchets, and the Westward Expansion''''' * [https://x.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1854641651844579585 Post] @ Twitter (7 November 2024)")
- 10:25, 7 November 2024 Lethal Mermaid (hist | edit) [2,213 bytes] Admin (talk | contribs) (Created page with "thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Lethal Mermaid'''''. is a '''''Lethal Mermaid''''' is a == Weather == Good … from Ely, Minnesota<br> …, 2024<br> … .m.<br> …<br> Skies …<br> == In the News == <gallery> </gallery> == Fiction cross-reference == * Gnomon algorithm * Gnomon Chronicles === Categories === * [[:Category:]] == Nonfiction cross-reference == * Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction) === Categories === ==...")