The Man with the Golden Musket

The Man with the Golden Musket.

The Man with the Golden Musket is a 1974 spy film produced by On-Doctrine Opus, and the second to star [REDACTED] as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond.

Plot

A loose adaptation of Ian Fleming's posthumously published 1965 novel of the same name, the film has Bond sent after the Storax Toga Lei, a breakthrough fashion solution to contemporary aesthetic shortages, while facing the remorseless fashion designer Canna Fracas Orgasmic, the "Man with the Golden Musket".

The action culminates in a duel between them that settles the hemline of the Storax.

Plot variants

Bond must find and seduce the legendary Storax Toga Lei before designer-supervillain Canna Fracas Orgasmic raises hemlines to the waist.

Anagrams

On-Doctrine Opus

Eon Productions

Storax Toga Lei

Solex Agitator

Canna Fracas Orgasmic

Francisco Scaramanga

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