Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium, and a transdimensional corporation.
In the News
Radium Bazin poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.
Tiny spacecraft with alien "Happy Ending" software converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.
Wumpus-compass syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
Extract of Radium: Humans Love It!.
Before his appearance in The Phantom Tollbooth, Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?.
M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.
Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:
Wealth Counter-Redistribution
Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.
See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).
Sweet, sweet crude oil
Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?
See also Turpentine Delight.
Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
Extract of Radium requires all registered users to forget all about the disastrous Sympathy for the Devil for Peace concert.
Scrimshaw abuse
Excessive under-consumption of Extract of Radium has been linked to scrimshaw abuse.
Metachondria
Excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium.
Fiction cross-reference
- Conius Maculatus
- Croesus Management
- Doctor Dead
- Humans love it!
- Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
- Metachondria
- Pi disaster
- Radium Squeezer
- Scrimshaw abuse
- Super-Curie
- Sweet, sweet crude oil
- Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
- Toffoli Rad
- Transdimensional corporation
- Turpentine Delight
- Tyler Tork
- Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?