Extract of Radium
Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium, and a transdimensional corporation. Humans Love It!
In the News
Radium Bazin poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.
Extract of Radium: Humans Love It!.
Slogans
The slogan Truly Delicious sold many a bottle, until the slogan Deadly Addictive proved both true and more profitable.
Sponsorships
Green Lantern Acres
Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.
Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?
Before his appearance in The Phantom Tollbooth, Tock the Clock Dog auditioned Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?.
Celebrity sponsors
Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:
Wealth Counter-Redistribution
Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.
See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).
Sweet, sweet crude oil
Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?
See also Turpentine Delight.
Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
Extract of Radium requires all registered users to forget all about the disastrous Sympathy for the Devil for Peace concert.
Scrimshaw abuse
Excessive under-consumption of Extract of Radium has been linked to scrimshaw abuse.
Metachondria
Excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium.
Fiction cross-reference
- Conius Maculatus
- Croesus Management
- Doctor Dead
- Humans love it!
- Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
- Metachondria
- Pi disaster
- Radium Squeezer
- Scrimshaw abuse
- Super-Curie
- Sweet, sweet crude oil
- Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
- Toffoli Rad
- Transdimensional corporation
- Turpentine Delight
- Tyler Tork
- Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?
Nonfiction cross-reference
M. and Mme. Curie experimenting with radium.
