I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar

I'd Buy Earth for a dollar.

"I'd By Earth for a Dollar" is an epic documentary film about macroeconomic petroleum extraction theory on the planet Earth.

History

Context: Who would win in a fight for Earth's resource-extraction industry? Emperor Palpatine? or Baron Harkonnen?

The Baron would, because he's more gluttonous. Then the Emperor would be a poor loser and blast Earth to smithereens."
I'd Buy Earth for a Dollar—!

—@wretchedgoblin

Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film which tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
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