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  • The Cornish Xansty Shape Theft event is an annual emergence of petty shape theft crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn. These young Xansties will liquify When the rectangular geometry is removed from their spatial domain.

    The Cornish Xansty Shape Theft event is an annual emergence of petty shape theft crimes against Cornish Xansty spawn. These young Xansties will liquify When the rectangular geometry is removed from their spatial domain.

  • Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

    Chicxulub Chips is a brand of snack food, consisting primarily of tephra from the Chicxulub crater.

  • On the Origin of Melba Toast: I'll bet it goes way back to the Cro-Magnon era: "Shit, you burned the toast in the campfire—!" Over millions of years, evolutionary pressures resulted in less-burned toast, and eventually the well-toasted Melba Toast we enjoy today.

    On the Origin of Melba Toast: I'll bet it goes way back to the Cro-Magnon era: "Shit, you burned the toast in the campfire—!" Over millions of years, evolutionary pressures resulted in less-burned toast, and eventually the well-toasted Melba Toast we enjoy today.

  • The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos.

    The Tacoverse is a transdimensional corporation which functions as a pocket universe constructed entirely from tacos.

  • Comedy and horror mix like water and oil— a good shaking is required if you wish to properly dress your Caesar salad before stabbing it with forks and daggers.

    Comedy and horror mix like water and oil— a good shaking is required if you wish to properly dress your Caesar salad before stabbing it with forks and daggers.

  • The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.

    The Terroir is a 2007 novel by Mason S. Minds which tells a fictionalized account of Captain Sir John Franklin's search for the fabled Northwest Vineyards. Plagued by starvation, illness, and cheap merlot, Franklin and his men are stalked across the bleak Arctic landscape by the Phylloxerum, a supernaturally cold-resistant swarm of vine-eating parasites.

  • Promotional poster from the Cthulhu Pie Quality Control Board.

    Promotional poster from the Cthulhu Pie Quality Control Board.

  • High and Monstrous™ downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0 from Extract of Radium — now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !

    High and Monstrous™ downloadable breakfast treats version 1.0 from Extract of Radium — now with Overstimulated Adrenal Gland Garnish — !

  • M&Ms B117 Variant Mutation is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which comprises the film Seven, mutant virus strains related to COVID, and hyperbole related to M&Ms.

    M&Ms B117 Variant Mutation is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which comprises the film Seven, mutant virus strains related to COVID, and hyperbole related to M&Ms.

  • Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    Promotional art for They Live, We Eat, a short documentary film about how restaurants specializing in alien cuisine are coping with business and xenobiological issues during the COVID-19 pandemic.

  • Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

    Not Milk? (stylized as not milk?) is an advertising campaign encouraging the non-consumption of milk by Bronze-age warriors.

  • Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.

    Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.

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