Diamond vampire

A diamond vampire is a purported variety of vampire which sparkles like diamonds.

Sightings

Based on a Facebook conversation on July 23, 2020, author and fabulist Karl Jones observed:

Vampires sparkle like diamonds, you say?

Well then, perhaps what really drive vampires is love of diamonds.

Let's try burying vampires in abandoned deep-shaft diamond mines, for example the Kimberlite pipes in South Africa.

I see a "Born Free" for Vampires here, giving these misunderstood monsters a new lease on un-life in a lightless yet eternally sparkling underworld.

After that we can figure out what to do with all the low-level nuclear waste. I'm no expert, but if it sparkles like diamonds, I have a plan.

Anagrams

"Saw Banal Lies" is an anagram of "Isabella Swan".

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Demon (nonfiction)
• Monster (nonfiction)

External links

• Comment @ Facebook