Template:Selected anniversaries/November 22

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  Umbrella Man witnesses rubbed with Clandestiphrine, 73% die of stack overflow allergy. Witness Protection Program implements software patch to prevent recurrence.

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  ENIAC ("Empty Noise Into Alien Communication") successfully refactors the Wow! signal.

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  Badly vexed Klein bottle needs Extract of Radium and a stiff drink.

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  Billionaire inventor Alice Beta announces breakthrough in program optimization technology.

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  Crime-fighter The Governess stops runaway robots from ruining toy convention.