Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream

Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.

Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

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