I Write the Tweets

I Write the Tweets.

I Write the Tweets. (Screenshot of social media post.)

"I Write the Tweets" is song by [REDACTED].

Transcript

I write the tweets that make the whole world read
I write the tweets of Amazon and things that you need
I write the tweets that make the shoppers cry
I write the tweets, I write the tweets

Commentary

Context: "I'd like to take my Twitter update back."

I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.

But You Can't Always Get What You Want.

In the News

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  The Glass Tweet Game is the last full-length tweet-chain by author and alleged time-traveler Hermann Hesse.

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  "Buckets of Tweets" is a song by [REDACTED].

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  "Please Don't Summon Me" is a song by [REDACTED] in which the singer pleads to be left dead and not raised by necromancy.

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  "If I have Tweeted further than others" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Fiction cross-reference

• Buckets of Tweets
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I Got Spaces
• If I have Tweeted further than others
• Please Don't Summon Me
• The Glass Tweet Game
• Unfollow You Unfollow Me

External links

• Post @ Twitter (24 April 2021)
• I Write the Songs @ Wikipedia -