America's Theme Song

Earliest known poster for "We Are the Champions".

America's Theme Song is "We Are the Champions" by Queen.

In the News

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  All right children, what did we learn from the Twentieth Century?
  
  "Never cover Bohemian Rhapsody."
  
  That's right. Never cover Bohemian Rhapsody.

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  Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand is a statue of Donald Trump.

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  Trumpie Trump to reporter: "I’m president and you’re not."

Fiction cross-reference

• Behind Closed Files
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Golden Trump with American Flag Shorts and Magic Wand
• Never Cover Bohemian Rhapsody