Template:Daily Favorites/January 6
Parthenogenesis is to Lysistrata as x is to sociobiology.Solve for x.
The flying bison (Bison pterobonasus) is a large, even-toed ungulate in the genus Bison within the subfamily Bovinae. It is distinguished from other Bovinae by two pairs of strong, transparent wings.
Moon Knight to Dracula: "The National Park Service is calling in its marker."
Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
"Jupiter is a gas-giant dessert planet for whatever eats gas giant planets, and the red spot is like a cherry."
—Alien Gourmand
Signed first edition of Golden Spiral unexpectedly develops artificial intelligence during otherwise routine annual steganographic examination.
Julius Christ - poster.
Signed first edition of Autobiography of a Wogdon & Barton Flintlock Smoothbore Dueling Pistol purchased for an undisclosed amount by "a prominent Gnomon algorithm theorist" who is "living somewhere in the Greater Ely, Minnesota Co-Prosperity region."
Tardigrades Sing For Enya: an album of the music of Enya performed by tardigrades.
The CDC's Director of Public Relations insists that the annexation by Atlanta in 2018 "had nothing to do with giant wicker men filled with sacrificial victims awaiting their prolonged and agonizing death by unholy conflagration." A subsequent analysis of CDC's medical waste stream will confirm the Director's statements.
Children around the world receive gift certificates from Cretaceous Office Supplies thanks to Phanerozoics Anonymous, an unlicensed but charitable and widely respected transdimensional corporation.
Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule by Anonymous. (See "What book did we least expect for Christmas?".)
"Dear Diary, So glad I stole the Death Star and repurposed it as a self-sustaining eldercare retirement facility near a temperate planet with about ninety-percent Earth gravity. Life is good."
Signed first edition of Traveller used in otherwise routine high-energy literature experiment unexpectedly develops artificial intelligence.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
