E-Lope

E-Lope is an online elopement service.

Description

Initially structured as a website, E-Lope now functions as an unlicensed transdimensional corporation.

History

Software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones detected the existence of E-Lope, and decrypted several of its header packets, in a [ Post on Twitter] on the afternoon of Thursday, 21 January 2021.

Jones later acknowledged that he "sensed E-Lope's presence" immediately after reading a post on Twitter by user Saint Brian The Godless, which reads in full:

you'd have to marry him I guess

because you can't elope, after all

Fiction cross-reference

• A zombie, a racist, and an ophthalmologist walk into a bar
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Rand Paul (nonfiction)