If my mouth were my anus

"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

Poem

Since you asked, in effect:

If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth

Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?

Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks

If my mouth were my anus.

History

Jones wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a [ Post on Twitter].

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles