If my mouth were my anus
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"If my mouth were my anus" is a short poem by Karl Jones.
If my mouth were my anus
If my mouth were my anus, and my anus my mouth
Would I shit out my face and eat with my buttocks?
Yes, I would shit out my face and eat with my buttocks
If my mouth were my anus.
History
I wrote the poem on the evening of Friday, 20 November 2020 in a post on Twitter (account suspended).
In the News
Eating my daily stalk of celery. I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss. But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
Fiction cross-reference
- A Bootlick and a Blackguard
- A man is known by the company he keeps - "A man is known by the company he keeps. Especially if they smear feces all over the place."
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Satan's used dental floss
- The Shit They Spewed