Malvoleum
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Malvoleum is an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.
In the News
August 21, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that Sweet, sweet crude oil is "mostly ordinary crude oil and Extract of Radium, with traces of evil bits and God knows what else."
August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst Vilfredo Pareto publishes new wealth distribution model which uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as Corinthium and Malvoleum.
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Nonfiction cross-reference
- Evil bit (nonfiction) - may be lubricated with Malvoleum for extra malice.