Hellcheeser

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Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

  • The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
  • The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

In the News

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    Cheese Hunter is an American television series about the world's rarest and most dangerous cheese.

  • Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.

    Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.

  • Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.

    Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.

  • A Gouda gun is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.

    A Gouda gun is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.

  • Helljabber is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.

    Helljabber is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.

  • "The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

    "The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

  • Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cilobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

    Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cilobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

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External links

  • Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)


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