Aaron Brocollivich

Earliest known poster for Aaron Brocollivich: My Life as a Chromium-Six Telepath.

Aaron Brocollivich (born [REDACTED] 5, 1909), nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

Biography

Brocci was born in the unlined wastewater spreading ponds around the town of Hinkley, California, located in the Mojave Desert (about 120 miles north-northeast of Los Angeles) to Chromium-6 engineer O. Jural Tribes and an anonymous human egg donor.

Films

Most of the films were made in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere and often filmed at Now I Dope Studios. Co-founder of [REDACTED], LLC and [REDACTED], Brocci is most notable as the producer of many of the James Bond films. He and [REDACTED] saw the films develop from relatively low-budget origins to large-budget, high-grossing extravaganzas, and Brocci's heirs continue to co-license new Bond films under the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere's "Share the Legacy" mandate.

In the News

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  Michael Claymation is a 2007 American legal thriller film about a film animation studio lawyer (George) who discovers a coverup over the effects of clay animation.

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  Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

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  Aspiring actor to Brocci: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

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  1902: APTO industrial chemists classify the Hazmatterhorn as a Crime Against Chemical Constants. Although derived from the word Matterhorn, the term Hazmatterhorn is applicable to any mountain of hazardous materials.

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  Swine Clock is a film by Mxyzptlk.

Fiction cross-reference

• Aquifer Pharmaceuticals
• Crimes against chemical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere
• Hazmatterhorn
• I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor
• Swine Clock

External links

• Post @ Twitter (21 June 2021)