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File:Virtual_Cosmology_Health_Spa.jpg|link=Virtual Cosmology Health Spa|The '''[[Virtual Cosmology Health Spa]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides health spa services in a cosmology-oriented environment. | File:Virtual_Cosmology_Health_Spa.jpg|link=Virtual Cosmology Health Spa|The '''[[Virtual Cosmology Health Spa]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides health spa services in a cosmology-oriented environment. | ||
File:Coital cosmos model.jpg|link=Coital cosmos|The '''[[Coital cosmos]]''' theory (sometimes know as "'''Playskool's My First Big Bang'''" or "'''Playskool's My First Panspermia'''") is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various sex acts. | |||
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Revision as of 05:52, 22 February 2022
The Pomegranate cosmos theory is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods through its subsequent large-scale evolution.
Description
The model describes how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS).
Recent developments [circa 1 Febuary 2021] include theoretical models which feed Pomegranate-Like Structure data to an array of artificial human taste buds (AHTB).
Allegations of organic golem trafficking
According to a recent [circa 1 Febuary 2021] APTO crime report, some AHTB's contain markers for Organic golem decay products, suggesting organized golem-trafficking ring posing as astronomers.
Relationship with Andromeda Galaxy robbery
Actor-cryptographer Niles Cartouchian has repeatedly stated that the perpetrators of the Andromeda Galaxy robbery "almost certainly have some close-quarters causal relationship with golem slave trafficking."
In the News
Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.
The Tree Frog Universe theory postulates a universe where Tree Frogs evolve into the dominate life-form across all space-time.
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"Air and Strawberries" is a song by [REDACTED].
The Virtual Cosmology Health Spa is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides health spa services in a cosmology-oriented environment.
The Coital cosmos theory (sometimes know as "Playskool's My First Big Bang" or "Playskool's My First Panspermia") is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various sex acts.
Fiction cross-reference
- Air and Strawberries
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- I for one welcome our new frog robot overlords
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Lucky Cosmos
- Tree Frog Universe
- Virtual Cosmology Health Spa
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (23 December 2021)
- Big Bang @ Wikipedia
- Pomegranate @ Wikipedia