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File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
File:Wumpuss-compass.jpg|link=Wumpus-compass|[[Wumpus-compass]] syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]].
File:Humans Love It.png|link=Humans Love It!|Extract of Radium: [[Humans Love It!]].
File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed [[Extract of Radium]] in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]].  
File:Phantomtollbooth.PNG|link=The Phantom Tollbooth (nonfiction)|Before his appearance in [[The Phantom Tollbooth]], Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for [[Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?]].  
File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
File:Curie and radium by Castaigne.jpg|M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
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Revision as of 08:51, 14 June 2016

Brion Gysin and William Burroughs distill Extract of Radium.

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium, and a transdimensional corporation.

In the News

Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.

Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:

Wealth Counter-Redistribution

Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.

See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).

Sweet, sweet crude oil

Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?

Sweet, sweet crude oil -- !

See also Turpentine Delight.

Sympathy for the Devil for Peace

Extract of Radium requires all registered users to forget all about the disastrous Sympathy for the Devil for Peace concert.

Scrimshaw abuse

Excessive under-consumption of Extract of Radium has been linked to scrimshaw abuse.

Metachondria

Excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference