Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter

Earlist known poster for Elgin Marbles Versus the Hobby Lobby Gang.

Earlist known poster for Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter.

Elgin Marbles, Archaeology Fighter is a 2021 social justice action-archaeology film about Elgin Marbles, an orphan baby discovered in Heinrich Schliemann's excavation of Troy who grows up to fight the world's deadliest criminal mastermind archaeologists.

In the News

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  Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.

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  "The Commuters forgot one thing ... Traffic, John! Traffic from the Id—!!

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  Monumental Barkitecture is a canine modern dance company famed for their imitations of monuments, ziggurats, and other large-scale sculptural works.

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  Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang (LCCBB) is a downloadable, user-reprogrammable cologne. The bottle's distinctive automobile design has an unusual feature — two decorative spare tires which conceal a Fleming valve. When activated, the valve emits "putt-putts" of ionized cologne.

Fiction cross-reference

• Elgin's Island
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Liquid Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
• Monumental Barkitecture
• The Commuters forgot one thing

External links

• Post @ Twitter (22 September 2021) - "Busted: The Hobby Lobby Antiquities Gang"
• Post @ Twitter (15 August 2021)
• Comment @ Facebook (15 August 2021)

• Elgin Marbles @ Wikipedia