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[[File:The_Many_Vocal_Instructors_of_Darth_Vader.jpg|thumb|"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.  It wastes your time and in annoys Lord Vader." (From '''''The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader'''''.)]]"'''The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader'''" is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.
[[File:The_Many_Vocal_Instructors_of_Darth_Vader.jpg|thumb|"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.  It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From '''''The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader'''''.)]]'''''The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader''''' is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.


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Revision as of 13:14, 27 August 2021

"Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing. It wastes your time and it annoys Lord Vader." (From The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader.)

The Many Vocal Instructors of Darth Vader is a short instructional filmstrip about the thousands of vocal instructors who have lost their lives to Darth Vader over contract violations.

Advice

Never try to teach Darth Vader to sing.

It wastes your time, and it annoys Lord Vader.

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