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File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.  
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.  
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from '''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]'''.


File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''

Revision as of 09:18, 30 July 2021

Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.

Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

In the News

  • Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

    Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

  • Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.

    Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.

  • HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • I Know What You Did Last Zummer is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films Prom Nurse (1980) and The Clinic on Sorority Row (1982).

    I Know What You Did Last Zummer is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films Prom Nurse (1980) and The Clinic on Sorority Row (1982).

  • Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

    Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

  • HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

    HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

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