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[[File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.]]'''Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically a cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
[[File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|thumb|Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.]]'''Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
 
== In the News ==
 
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File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
 
File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]'''
 
File:I know what you did last Zummer.jpg|link=I Know What You Did Last Zummer|'''''I Know What You Did Last Zummer''''' is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films ''[[Prom Nurse]]'' (1980) and ''[[The Clinic on Sorority Row]]'' (1982).
 
File:Aaron Brocollivich.jpg|link=Aaron Brocollivich|'''[[Aaron Brocollivich]]''', nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
 
File:HAL_9000_Mental_Health_Associates.png|link=HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates|'''[[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]''' is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.
 
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
 
* [[Aaron Brocollivich]]
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates]]
* ''[[I Know What You Did Last Zummer]]''
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]]
 
== Nonfiction cross-reference ==
 
== External links ==
 
* [ Post] @ Twitter
 
* [ Love Canal]
 
 
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Sex (nonfiction)]]
 
 
[[Category:Documentary films]]
[[Category:Films]]

Revision as of 07:18, 30 July 2021

Earliest known advertisement for Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.

Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

In the News

  • Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

    Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

  • HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

    HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

  • I Know What You Did Last Zummer is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films Prom Nurse (1980) and The Clinic on Sorority Row (1982).

    I Know What You Did Last Zummer is a 1997 American sex education film. It draws inspiration from the urban legend known as the Nook, and the 1980s sex education films Prom Nurse (1980) and The Clinic on Sorority Row (1982).

  • Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

    Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

  • HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

    HAL 9000 Mental Health Associates is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation based on HAL 9000 which provides mental health services and supplies.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • [ Post] @ Twitter
  • [ Love Canal]
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