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File: | File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.jpg|link=Aquifer Pharmaceuticals|'''[[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry. | ||
File:Young woman curtseying.jpg|Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse. | File:Young woman curtseying.jpg|Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse. | ||
File:Comparison_of_bergamot_oils_using_GC-MS_analysis_with_enantiomeric_column.png|Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices. | |||
File:Aaron Brocollivich.jpg|link=Aaron Brocollivich|'''[[Aaron Brocollivich]]''', nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career. | File:Aaron Brocollivich.jpg|link=Aaron Brocollivich|'''[[Aaron Brocollivich]]''', nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career. | ||
File:Bergamot essential oil.jpg|Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges. | File:Bergamot essential oil.jpg|Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges. | ||
File:The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids.jpg|link=The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids|'''''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]''''' is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany. | |||
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* [[Aaron Brocollivich]] | * [[Aaron Brocollivich]] | ||
* [[Aquifer Pharmaceuticals]] | |||
* [[Euphoriolanus]] | * [[Euphoriolanus]] | ||
* [[John Brunner]] | * [[John Brunner]] | ||
* [[Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey]] | * [[Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey]] | ||
* ''[[The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
Revision as of 06:47, 23 July 2021
The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.
The Earl apparently wrote The Adulteration of Bergamot as a private erotic tribute to the Reform Act of 1832, using his beloved Bergamot essential oil as inspiration.
No copies are definitely known to exist (as of May 2016).
However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.
John Brunner says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy, and possibly more,
Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret Bergamot adulteration laboratory.
In the News
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.
Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.
Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.
The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.
Fiction cross-reference
- Aaron Brocollivich
- Aquifer Pharmaceuticals
- Euphoriolanus
- John Brunner
- Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey
- The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids