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=== Behind Closed Files ===
=== Behind Closed Files ===
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[[File:Behind Closed Files - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.jpg|thumb|"[[Behind Closed Files]]" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.]]
[[Behind Closed Files]]
[[Behind Closed Files]]



Revision as of 07:56, 19 May 2021

Online diary of Karl Jones for Wednesday May 19, 2021.

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Behind Closed Files

"Behind Closed Files" - 19 May 2021 Tour poster.

Behind Closed Files

Please Leave Your Wife

I thought it read:

"Please leave your wife for the new Mr. and Mrs."

Please Leave Your Wife

Drinking with Fell Swoop and Kermit

Drinking with Fell Swoop and Kermit

Swoop: No one is free until trans people can urinate on cis people in any bathroom.

Kermit: You mean by mutual consent.

Swoop: Mutual consent, yet. Urination is either a private act, or a social act. All social acts require consent.

Kermit: Except criminal social acts.

Swoop: Yes. Which is why I prefer criminal private acts. Now where's the absinthe?

Kermit: It's not easy peeing green.

Swoop: Being green.

Kermit: No, peeing green.

Swoop: I would have thought—

Kermit: No, I meant it's not easy for you, peeing green. Me, it happens all the time.

Swoop: You don't mean ... you wouldn't ...

Kermit: Yes. The absinthe.

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