Malvoleum: Difference between revisions

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Malvoleum is an evil grease derived from Sweet, sweet crude oil.

August 21, 2018: Traces of evil bits found in "at least half" all consumer-grade Sweet, sweet crude oil.
August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that Sweet, sweet crude oil is "mostly ordinary crude oil and Extract of Radium, with traces of evil bits and God knows what else."
August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst Vilfredo Pareto publishes new wealth distribution model which uses Gnomon algorithm techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as Corinthium and Malvoleum.

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-File:Sweet, sweet crude oil.jpg|link=Sweet, sweet crude oil|August 21, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]] is "mostly ordinary crude oil and [[Extract of Radium]], with traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] and God knows what else."
+File:Fugitive Rubies and hand x-ray.jpg|link=Evil bit (nonfiction)|August 21, 2018: Traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] found in "at least half" all consumer-grade [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]].
+File:Sweet, sweet crude oil.jpg|link=Sweet, sweet crude oil|August 20, 2018: Rogue military chemist tell reporters that [[Sweet, sweet crude oil]] is "mostly ordinary crude oil and [[Extract of Radium]], with traces of [[Evil bit (nonfiction)|evil bits]] and God knows what else."
 File:Vilfredo Pareto 1870s.jpg|link=Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|August 18, 1909: Engineer, sociologist, economist, and crime analyst [[Vilfredo Pareto (nonfiction)|Vilfredo Pareto]] publishes new wealth distribution model which uses [[Gnomon algorithm]] techniques to detect and locate the alleged exotic materials known as [[Corinthium]] and Malvoleum.
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