Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of Radium (nonfiction), and a transdimensional corporation. Humans love it!

Slogans

The slogan Truly Delicious sold many a bottle, until the slogan Deadly Addictive proved both true and more profitable.

Sponsorships

Extract of Radium sponsors the hit TV show Green Lantern Acres.

Celebrity sponsors

Extract of Radium has enjoyed the sponsorship of innumerable luminaries, including:

• Brainiac
• Doctor Dead
• Euphoriolanus
• Conius Maculatus

Wealth Counter-Redistribution

Extract of Radium is a long-time client of Croesus Management.

See Wealth Counter-Redistribution (nonfiction).

Sweet, sweet crude oil

Add Extract of Radium to sweet crude oil (nonfiction), and what do you get?

Sweet, sweet crude oil -- !

See also Turpentine Delight.

Sympathy for the Devil for Peace

Extract of Radium requires all registered users to forget all about the disastrous Sympathy for the Devil for Peace concert.

Scrimshaw abuse

Excessive under-consumption of Extract of Radium has been linked to scrimshaw abuse.

Metachondria

Excessive congregation of metachondria has been reported to spontaneously generate Extract of Radium.

Fiction cross-reference

• Conius Maculatus
• Croesus Management
• Doctor Dead
• Humans love it!
• Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle
• Metachondria
• Pi disaster
• Radium Squeezer
• Scrimshaw abuse
• Super-Curie
• Sweet, sweet crude oil
• Sympathy for the Devil for Peace
• Toffoli Rad
• Transdimensional corporation
• Turpentine Delight
• Tyler Tork

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium (nonfiction)
• No True Scotsman (nonfiction)
• Radium (nonfiction)
• Sweet crude oil (nonfiction)