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File: | File:The Pills are Everywhere.jpg|link=The Pills are Everywhere|'''[[The Pills are Everywhere]]''' is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharaceutical drugs. | ||
File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''. | File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''. | ||
File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth. | File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth. | ||
File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them. | |||
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals. | File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals. | ||
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* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]] | * [[Red Phone Dating Agency]] | ||
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'' | * ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'' | ||
* [[The Pills are Everywhere]] | |||
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Revision as of 07:33, 13 September 2023
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
In the News
The Pills are Everywhere is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharaceutical drugs.
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from Radon Lake.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
The Red Phone Dating Agency is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.
Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.
Fiction cross-reference
- Aaron Brocollivich
- Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor
- No Escape From Telephones
- Nucleotide Salvage
- Radon Lake
- Red Phone Dating Agency
- The Adulteration of Bergamot
- The Pills are Everywhere
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019