Aquifer Pharmaceuticals

Earliest known poster for Aquifer Pharmaceueticals.

Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

In the News

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  The Red Phone Dating Agency is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.

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  Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.

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  Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.

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  The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.

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  Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

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  HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.

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  No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.

Fiction cross-reference

• Aaron Brocollivich
• Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor
• No Escape From Telephones
• Nucleotide Salvage
• Red Phone Dating Agency
• The Adulteration of Bergamot

External links

• Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019

Social media

• Post @ Twitter (29 August 2023)
• Post @ Twitter (16 June 2021)