Goldfisher

Earliest known edition of Goldfisher by Ian Fleming.

Earliest known poster for Goldfisher.

Goldfisher is a 1964 spy film and the [REDACTED] instalment in the James Bond series produced by On-Doctrine Opus, starring [REDACTED] as the fictional MI6 agent James Bond.

Plot

Secret ichthyologist James Bond investigates fish smuggling by aquaculture mogul Auric Goldfisher, uncovering Goldfisher's plans to contaminate the United States Strategic Milt Reserve at the Navy Marine Mammal Program in San Diego, California.

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Fiction cross-reference

• A Christmas Stingray
• From Cape Town With Love
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• If Only
• Now Playing (Goldfisher)
• On-Doctrine Opus
• Playskool's My First Nuclear Football
• SS Minnow (TV series)
• The Negative Hemline Affair - a lost episode of The Gal From AURIC
• The Man with the Golden Musket
• When Will Walleye Be Loved

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Weapon (nonfiction)

External links

• Goldfinger (film) @ Wikipedia

• Goldfinger - Laser Scene @ YouTube
• Ronco Pocket Fisherman 1980 Commercial @ YouTube

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