Hellcheeser

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Tagline

The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.

In the News

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  Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.

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  A Gouda gun is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.

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  Helljabber is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.

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  "The Casein Glory" is one of the so-called "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek.

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  Hellraiser: Open Source is a 1987 British software horror film about a copylefted code base which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic software developers who cannot differentiate licensed and unlicensed intellectual properties.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Gouda gun
• Helljabber
• Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage
• Hellraiser: Open Source
• The Casein Glory

External links

• Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
• Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
• Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
• Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)

• Hellraiser @ Wikipedia
• Demons to some, Angels to others (full sequence) @ YouTube
• Demons to some, Angels to others (Pinhead quote) @ YouTube