The Adulteration of Bergamot

Earliest known police report on The Adulteration of Bergamot.

The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.

History

The Earl apparently wrote The Adulteration of Bergamot as a private erotic tribute to his successful passage of the Reform Act of 1832 while indulging the erotic transports of his beloved Bergamot essential oils.

No copies are definitely known to exist [as of 23 July 2021].

However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.

John Brunner says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy, and possibly more,

Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret Bergamot adulteration laboratory.

In the News

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  The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough is a 1966 science fiction novel by American writer [REDACTED] about a lunar colony's sexual abstinence revolt against absentee rule from Earth men.

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  Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

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  Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.

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  Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.

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  Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

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  Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.

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  The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

Fiction cross-reference

• Aaron Brocollivich
• Aquifer Pharmaceuticals
• Euphoriolanus
• John Brunner
• Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey
• The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids
• The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but You Like It Rough

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Adulteration (nonfiction)
• Bergamot essential oil (nonfiction)
• Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey (nonfiction)
• Reform Act 1832 (nonfiction)

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• Post @ Twitter (23 July 2021)