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File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
File:Gouda gun.jpg|link=Gouda gun|A '''[[Gouda gun]]''' is a type of hand tool for applying Gouda cheese in a precise and often decorative manner.


File:Helljabber.jpg|link=Helljabber|'''''[[Helljabber]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
File:Helljabber.jpg|link=Helljabber|'''''[[Helljabber]]''''' is a 2021 British medical horror film about a pain induction device which summons the Cenobites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic Bene Gesserit who cannot differentiate between humans and animals.
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Revision as of 08:04, 16 August 2022

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Tagline

The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)