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File:Pomegranate cosmos diagram.jpg|link=Pomegranate cosmos|The '''[[Pomegranate cosmos]]''' model of the observable how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS). | |||
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed. | File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed. | ||
Revision as of 05:53, 22 February 2022
The Coital cosmos theory (sometimes know as "Playskool's My First Big Bang", "Playskool's My First Panspermia", "Do-Over cosmos", etc.) is a cosmological model of the observable universe from the earliest known periods of sexual arousal through its subsequent evolution into any of various sex acts.
Description
The model describes how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature erotic arousal, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and the "Peano Sex Curve" (an alleged transdimensional sexual topology which is said [by whom?] to exert pleasures normally unavailable to Euclidean organisms).
Do-Over
The model provides (in theory) for post-sexual time reversal, thus "Do-Over".
Flaw in model
Whoops—!
A flaw in the model—!
Plain text hashtag #WeHadSexAndNow
Image hashtag #WeJustHadSexAndNow
Well, let it stand; what is the worst that can—
TRANSMISSION ENDS
[Translator's log: memo to self, re-read "How to Build a Universe That Doesn’t Fall Apart Two Days Later"]
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Hashtags
Hashtags: #WeHadSexAndNow
In the News
The Pomegranate cosmos model of the observable how the universe expanded from an initial state of extremely high density and high temperature, and offers a comprehensive explanation for a broad range of observed phenomena, including the abundance of light elements, the cosmic microwave background (CMB) radiation, and large-scale Pomegranate-Like Structures (PLS).
Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
How Unimaginable is Unimaginable? is a short documentary film about an unholy threesome between Eros, Thanatos, and various Elder Gods.
The Best Little Debbie in Dallas is an American sex education film starring Bambi Woods and Dom DeLuise.
Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.
Fiction cross-reference
- Crimes against astronomical constants
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel
- How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?
- Lucky Cosmos
- Pink Trombone and Taffy Bomb
- Pomegranate cosmos
- The Best Little Debbie in Dallas