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A Wanton Dell foodstock database.

Wanton Dell is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which breeds and distributes Ranch Dressing Tacos and other food products.

The original Wanton Dell launched a sneak attack on Hidden Valley, then systemically hunted down and enslaved all of the refugee-employees.

More recent versions have relied on user-specific mitochondrial dependency routines and advertiser-reprogrammable DNA plugins.

Wanton Dell is fully funded by the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere, which extracts necessary tribute from customer mitochondria on a pro-rata bases.

The Slurry Gourmet is a reality television cooking show where participants compete to prepare the most perfect slurry dishes in the world, and then ship the slurry in bulk via pipeline to [REDACTED] throughout the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film starring [REDACTED].
"Deep Ode Harvested Us Saner" is an anagram of "Desperados Under the Eaves".
Meanwhile, as the Doomsday Clock moved one second closer to Midnight, Clorox reformulated the Hidden Valley Ranch dressing several times to make it more convenient for consumers.

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-[[File:Defiant Oath - Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat.jpg|thumb|A Wanton Dell foodstock database.]]'''''Wanton Dell''''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which breeds and distributes Ranch Dressing Tacos and other food products
+[[File:Defiant Oath - Wanton Dell Had a Juicier, Fatter Meat.jpg|thumb|A Wanton Dell foodstock database.]]'''Wanton Dell''' is an unlicensed [[transdimensional corporation]] which breeds and distributes Ranch Dressing Tacos and other food products.
+== History ==
+The original Wanton Dell launched a sneak attack on Hidden Valley, then systemically hunted down and enslaved all of the refugee-employees.
+More recent versions have relied on user-specific mitochondrial dependency routines and advertiser-reprogrammable DNA plugins.
 == Funding ==