The Adulteration of Bergamot

Earliest known police report on The Adulteration of Bergamot.

The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.

History

The Earl apparently wrote The Adulteration of Bergamot as a private erotic tribute to his successful passage of the Reform Act of 1832 while indulging the erotic transports of his beloved Bergamot

No copies are definitely known to exist [as of 23 July 2021].

However, several copies are believed to exist in private collections.

John Brunner says that he knows -- but cannot prove -- that Euphoriolanus owns at least one copy, and possibly more,

Brunner furthermore charges that Euphoriolanus is running a secret Bergamot adulteration laboratory.

In the News

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  Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.

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  Young woman thought to be the Earl's unrequited Bergamot Muse.

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  Cold weather depresses Bergamot trees, oil industry analysts predict spike in gas chromatography prices.

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  Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.

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  Vial of bergamot essential oil pleads not guilty to all charges.

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  The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids is a 1975 floral industry training film about a brilliant but unhappy surgeon whose obsession with orchids leads to frightening advances in medical botany.

Fiction cross-reference

• Aaron Brocollivich
• Aquifer Pharmaceuticals
• Euphoriolanus
• John Brunner
• Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey
• The Man Who Replaced His Ears With Orchids

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Adulteration (nonfiction)
• Bergamot essential oil (nonfiction)
• Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey (nonfiction)
• Reform Act 1832 (nonfiction)

• Post @ Twitter (23 July 2021)