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[[File:Daddy Warbucks - Bad Guys.jpg|thumb|"The bad guys <u>never</u> take a vacation, do they, 'Daddy'?"]] | |||
Bah. What do I pay you people for? | Bah. What do I pay you people for? | ||
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — ! | Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — ! | ||
(Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron! (Bonus prize! "[[Cannibal's Cauldron]]" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.)) | |||
* [ Comment] @ Facebook | * [ Comment] @ Facebook | ||
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Online diary of Karl Jones for Monday June 15, 2020.
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Eyeballs will roll
Bah. What do I pay you people for?
Keep me informed, or next time eyeballs will roll* — !
(Ooo, that's a keeper! Into the diary it goes, like a trussed-up missionary into a cannibal's cauldron! (Bonus prize! "Cannibal's Cauldron" is now a punk band in New Minneapolis, Canada.))
- [ Comment] @ Facebook
*Daddy Warbucks has no eyeballs to roll. Does the Senate sub-committee on eyeball-rolling know about this?
To Do: locate all photographs of J. Edgar Hoover, especially the blackmail photographs, and make sure every one of them shows him with eyeballs. Any blank-eyed Hoovers and we have a real Daddy-Warbucks-sized problem on our hands.