Extract of Radium: Difference between revisions

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Phagey, the Extract of Radium mascot.

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium.

Extract of Radium is available as a beverage and as downloadable software.

Extract of Radium is widely believed to be the product of an organized criminal chemistry syndicate.

2018: Steganographic analysis of Two Bugs Fighting unexpectedly releases self-replicating computer virus which spontaneously generates Extract of Radium.
Judge Havelock With Glass is "a reasonably accurate depiction of events as I experienced them," according to mathematician and alleged immortal John Havelock.
1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss Baron Zersetzung donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.
Radium Jane wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.
Performance artist and crime-fighter Brion Gysin uses hand-held scrying engine to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.
Mispent Youth tastes even better with double shot of methylphenidate.
M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
Tiny spacecraft with alien "Happy Ending" software converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.
Wumpus-compass syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
Radium Bazin poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.
Before his appearance in The Phantom Tollbooth, Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?.
Extract of Radium: Humans Love It!.