Extract of Radium: Difference between revisions

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Woodward and Burroughs distill Extract of Radium.

Extract of Radium is the only true extract of radium, and a transdimensional corporation.

1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss Baron Zersetzung donates several hundred terabytes of recycled Extract of Radium to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.
Radium Jane wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.
Performance artist and crime-fighter Brion Gysin uses hand-held scrying engine to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.
Mispent Youth tastes even better with double shot of methylphenidate.
M. and Mme. Curie reverse engineering Extract of Radium.
Tiny spacecraft with alien "Happy Ending" software converts human sweat into Extract of Radium.
Wumpus-compass syndrome linked to Extract of Radium binge.
Radium Bazin poster infused with Extract of Radium, gets new lease on life.
Before his appearance in The Phantom Tollbooth, Tock the Clock Dog endorsed Extract of Radium in order to qualify for Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?.
Extract of Radium: Humans Love It!.

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+File:Baron Zersetzung.jpg|link=Baron Zersetzung|1974: Information management specialist and alleged crime boss [[Baron Zersetzung]] donates several hundred terabytes of recycled [[Extract of Radium]] to food shelves and internet cafes across the United States.
 File:Radium Jane.jpg|link=Radium Jane|[[Radium Jane]] wins contract to distribute Extract of Radium in the western United States, 1860 through 1900.
 File:Brion Gysin scrying engine Dreamachine.jpg|link=Brion Gysin|Performance artist and crime-fighter [[Brion Gysin]] uses hand-held [[scrying engine]] to detect and expose Extract of Radium marketing campaign.