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File:Hellcheeser 2 - Cheese of Cthulhu.jpg|link=Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu|'''''[[Hellcheeser 2: Cheese of Cthulhu]]''''' is a British supernatural cheese horror film about the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who are locked in an eternal struggle with Cthulhu for the soul of cheese.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.
File:Hellraiser - Deadly Vintage.jpg|link=Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage|'''''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''''' is a 1987 British wine horror film about a bottle which summons the Çommeliers, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic oenophiles who cannot differentiate between merlot and pinot noir.


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* ''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''
* ''[[Hellraiser: Deadly Vintage]]''

Revision as of 10:59, 28 September 2022

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

  • The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
  • The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)