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[[File:Hellcheeser.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hellcheeser'''''.]]'''''Hellcheeser''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.
[[File:Hellcheeser.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Hellcheeser'''''.]]'''''Hellcheeser''''' is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.


== Tagline ==
== Taglines ==


The Cheetos.  You bought them.  We came.
* The Cheetos.  You bought them.  We came.
* The Cheese.  You melted it.  We came.


== In the News ==
== In the News ==

Revision as of 10:30, 28 September 2022

Earliest known poster for Hellcheeser.

Hellcheeser is a 1987 British supernatural horror film about a cheese-based snack food which summons the Cheddarbites, a group of extra-dimensional, sadomasochistic beings who cannot differentiate between Cheetos and Doritos.

Taglines

  • The Cheetos. You bought them. We came.
  • The Cheese. You melted it. We came.

In the News

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Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (30 August 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (6 June 2022) - YouTube url: "The box. You opened it, we came."
  • Post @ Twitter (11 April 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (2 January 2021)


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