Template:Daily Favorites/August 31

Cereals

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  Jungian Charms is an alleged breakfast cereal which manifests the user's shadow self.

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  ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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  Tungsten-Nuts is a rogue transdimesional corporation which attempts to camouflage itself as a breakfast cereal. Tungsten-Nuts is toxic to most Euclidean-based life forms, including humans.

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  Probabilitios is a probability theory breakfast cereal which uses dice-like cereal bits to generate a pseudo-random experience for each consumer.

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  Awkward Sparkles is an emotionally troubled breakfast cereal which suffers from anxiety attacks.

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  Lucky Cosmos is an unlicensed transdimensional breakfast cereal camouflaged as an autonomous cosmological model which describes the observable universe from the earliest known "First Bowl" through its subsequent large-scale evolution into the most important meal of the day.