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File: | File:The Secret of PERC.jpg|link=The Secret of PERC|'''''[[The Secret of PERC]]''''' is a 1982 American animated fantasy industrial chemistry training film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to tolerate high levels of tetrachloroethylene (also known as PERC). | ||
File:The Pills are Everywhere.jpg|link=The Pills are Everywhere|'''[[The Pills are Everywhere]]''' is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs. | |||
File:Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater.jpg|link=Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater|'''[[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]]''' is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida. | |||
File:Radon Lake.jpg|link=Radon Lake|Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from '''[[Radon Lake]]'''. | |||
File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth. | File:Dr._Stork's_Birth_Canal_Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth. | ||
File:Not a great way to initiate sex - Red Phone Dating Agency.jpg|link=Red Phone Dating Agency|The '''[[Red Phone Dating Agency]]''' is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them. | |||
File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals. | File:Aquifer Pharmaceuticals - Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream.jpg|link=Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream|'''[[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]]''' now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals. | ||
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File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]''' | File:I'm_not_a_jelly_cake,_I'm_a_tumor.jpg|link=I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: '''[[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor|I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.]]''' | ||
File: | File:No Escape From Telephones.jpg|link=No Escape From Telephones|'''''[[No Escape From Telephones]]''''' is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice. | ||
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* [[Aaron Brocollivich]] | * [[Aaron Brocollivich]] | ||
* [[Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater]] | |||
* [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]] | * [[Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream]] | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]] | * [[I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor]] | ||
* ''[[No Escape From Telephones]]'' | |||
* [[Nucleotide Salvage]] | * [[Nucleotide Salvage]] | ||
* [[Radon Lake]] | |||
* [[Red Phone Dating Agency]] | * [[Red Phone Dating Agency]] | ||
* ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'' | * ''[[The Adulteration of Bergamot]]'' | ||
* [[ | * [[The Pills are Everywhere]] | ||
* ''[[The Secret of PERC]]'' | |||
* [[We are voting trump since a train crashed in our town fucking up our water]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (16 | * [https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/acs.est.8b05592 Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States] @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019 | ||
=== Social media === | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1696577669201068530 Post] @ Twitter (29 August 2023) | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1405265393040515075 Post] @ Twitter (16 June 2021) | |||
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[[Category:Water (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Water (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Crimes against chemical constants | [[Category:Crimes against chemical constants]] | ||
[[Category:Transdimensional corporations]] | [[Category:Transdimensional corporations]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:58, 31 August 2024
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides exploration, recovery, processing, and distribution services to the groundwater pharmaceutical industry.
In the News
The Secret of PERC is a 1982 American animated fantasy industrial chemistry training film about a strain of rats which have been genetically engineered to tolerate high levels of tetrachloroethylene (also known as PERC).
The Pills are Everywhere is a pharmaceutical industry public service advertising campaign promoting pharmaceutical drugs.
Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater is a classical Kabuki theater company based in Florida which performs original works based on modern-day pollution problems in Florida.
Aquifer Pharmaceuticals wins contract to extract synthetic estrogens from Radon Lake.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which camouflages itself as a patent medicine, typically cream or salve products marketed with images of fecundity and childbirth.
The Red Phone Dating Agency is a transdimensional corporation which provides matchmaking services to potential couples who have red telephones, with a view toward romance and/or marriage between them.
Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream now available from Aquifer Pharmaceuticals.
The Adulteration of Bergamot is a lost erotic novel by Charles Grey, 2nd Earl Grey.
Aaron Brocollivich, nicknamed "Brocci", is a telepathic film producer who made more than four thousand and ninety-six motion pictures throughout his career.
HAL 9000 Associates invites the public to diagnose this patient: I'm not a Jelly Cake. I'm a Tumor.
No Escape From Telephones is a 1953 American science fiction thriller film about a police officer (Dick Tracy) who must bring a deranged computer (HAL 9000) to justice.
Fiction cross-reference
- Aaron Brocollivich
- Florida Biosolids Kabuki Theater
- Dr. Stork's Birth Canal Cream
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- I'm not a jelly cake, I'm a tumor
- No Escape From Telephones
- Nucleotide Salvage
- Radon Lake
- Red Phone Dating Agency
- The Adulteration of Bergamot
- The Pills are Everywhere
- The Secret of PERC
- We are voting trump since a train crashed in our town fucking up our water
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Hormones and Pharmaceuticals in Groundwater Used As a Source of Drinking Water Across the United States @ ACS.org - Laura M. Bexfield*, Patricia L. Toccalino, Kenneth Belitz, William T. Foreman, and Edward T. Furlong - Cite this: Environ. Sci. Technol. 2019, 53, 6, 2950–2960 - Publication Date:March 5, 2019